The Mardy Ghosts

SOMEWHERE ON THE YORKSHIRE MOORS

SMALL GHOSTS. BIG ATTITUDE.

“I'm a guest ye never wanted…
and I'm not bloody leaving!”

HAND-FINISHED IN YORKSHIRESCROLL TO MEET THE RESIDENTS ↓UNINVITED. UNIMPRESSED. UNDEAD.

DEAD GRUMPY HE'S MOVING IN ANYWAY YORKSHIRE BORN SMALL GHOSTS, BIG ATTITUDE

01 — THE RESIDENTS

MEET THE MARDY

Not cute. Not cuddly. Definitely not grateful. Just a collection of thoroughly disgruntled little characters.

THE ORIGINAL

The Mardy Sod

Arms folded. Patience gone.

ORIGINAL RUN

Original Mardy Ghost character being sculpted by hand

IN THE WORKSHOP

The Next Little Sod

An original character taking shape.

IN DEVELOPMENT

Every character has its own attitude. Availability and future releases will be announced here.

“

THE AFTERLIFE'S BAD ENOUGH.
NOW I'VE GOT NEIGHBOURS.

— A RESIDENT OF MARDY-ONT-MOOER, PROBABLY

Illustrated Mardy Ghost gothic promotional artwork

ILLUSTRATED BRAND ARTWORK

02 — FROM YORKSHIRE, WITH GRUDGES

DEAD GRUMPY.
PROUDLY YORKSHIRE.

Where do you go if you die a mardy bastard? Not heaven. Not hell. You end up in Mardy-ont-Mooer, a village on the Yorkshire moors where nobody is happy to see anybody.

A whole village of folded arms, fierce eyebrows, dry Yorkshire humour and residents who have run out of patience — for eternity.

We make small, hand-finished figurines with big personalities. No sentimental nonsense. Just an uninvited guest with a story waiting to be told.

WHAT COMES WITH A MARDY ↗

03 — THE FINER DETAILS

A LITTLE SOD.
WITH PROVENANCE.

He's not just turning up empty-handed.

Hand-finished

Each Mardy is finished by hand, with the little differences that give a character its own personality.

II.

Individually numbered

An engraved aluminium identity card records the ghost's edition number.

III.

You name the nuisance

His identity card leaves space for you to name the guest you never wanted.

Mardy Ghost engraved-style Yorkshire crest

WELCOME TO MARDY-ONT-MOOER

THEY'RE NOT
HERE TO PLEASE.

They're here to stay.

04 — KEEP AN EYE ON THE MOOR

MORE TROUBLE
IS BREWING.

New characters, future releases and market appearances are on the way. The website is taking shape — just like the next batch of miserable little residents.

Online ordering is in preparation. Orders placed in the demo are not paid.

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